Queue a little Doug E. Fresh and Salt-N-Pepa, for me please. You see, I can vividly remember the 80’s; the Decade of Decadence, when Dallas aired on the living-room television, Rappers really rapped, and Rock Stars really rocked their sassy suede fringed everything! Boy, did we turn the volume waaaaay up on everything. More was fucking, MORE! Cars were Big. Fedoras were Big. Hair was even Bigger! And even though we all know the 80’s left very little for us to desire. It wasn’t all a BIG waste. Fashion was Fabulous!